Saturday, September 19, 2009

Don't be a two-pump chump






















The Thanh Nien news can be a great source of information about the oddities of Vietnamese culture. This article goes into the delights of edible remedies for premature ejaculation - the dreaded black chicken. There is a strong belief here in food and drink having medicinal properties, especially in the aid of male sexual performance. Anyone who has had a glass of rice/snake/gecko/fetal pig wine in this country will probably be told that, apart from cleansing the liver or aiding digestion, it will make them "strong" in the sack. Without trying to be a spoilsport, to the best of my knowledge there is little scientific evidence to support these claims.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

So does it work SImon?

Anonymous said...

I heard you have been eating black chicken for over 20 years now. Surely you would have grown out of it

Anonymous said...

Why dont you submit yourself for scientific research?

Anonymous said...

I thought there were pharmaceutical drugs to treat your condition Simon? You dont need to resort to black chicken

Anonymous said...

You can eat all the black chicken and drink all the snake wine you want, you will never be strong in the sack

simon kutcher said...

I should have known this would happen with such a posting.

Anon's - some of you (probably the same person and I know who you are) were actually funny for a change

Anonymous said...

I agree with myself. You could eat as much black chicken as you like but you will never be strong in the sack

Anonymous said...

I disagree with the above: You can eat all the black chicken and drink all the snake wine you want and you will never be AS STRONG AS ME in the sack! Muwahahahaha...

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